Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where's everybody going??

I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

Why are boxing rings square?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid

An honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse

What is a male ladybug called?

Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?

Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

More and more of our imports come from overseas...

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?

Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?