Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag

I dream about a monster, about you!

The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

Your village called, their idiot is missing

Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"

I've had fun before. This isn't it

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

Harassing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you .

I know your sorry, now apologize!

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed