I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

The higher you are, the farther you fall

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

There are more fish in the sea but watch out for the sharks

If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom

I didn't ask to be a princess... I asked to be a queen...

You gotta be rich to get this bitch

Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced

I want to be a millionaire!

The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!

B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intellidgent, Talented, Cute, Humorous!

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

My mother told me not to talk to stranger, I don't talk to myself anymore!

Can I go thru your closet...I need a halloween costume!