The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

:S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S

(L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away

Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure

My calculations are U+ME=US!

(B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

The rich get richer and the poor get children

I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

Fat people are harder to kidnap

My door is always open so feel free to leave

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good

I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

You're unique, just like everyone else....

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods

Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!

Diamonds are a girls best friend

I may be blonde but im not stupid