Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children

Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it

Statistics are used by people who have no proof

Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant

Mental Health is overrated

Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze

Be The Change You Wish To See

All generalizations are false

A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind

This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting