Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept.

Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Unite against togetherness!

Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

No fear! (YOUR NAME) is here!

I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thought

Save a tree, eat a beaver

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times

I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

Dont steal, the government hates competition

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?