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Dancing is a vertical expression of a
horizontal desire |
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We spend nine months trying to get
out, and the rest of our lives trying
to get back in |
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Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
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How many wifes/husbands have I had?
You mean apart from my own?
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There is no such thing as a
bisexual... just greedy people
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I know sex isn't love, but it's an
attractive facsimile |
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If you don't have a good partner you
better have a good hand |
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To all you virgins out there. Thanks
for nothing |
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Love is the answer, but while you’re
waiting for the answer, sex raises
some pretty good questions
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Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny
prick and it's gone |
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Every hottie with a body needs a cutie
with a bootie |
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It's not the length, it's not the
size, it's how many times you can make
it rise |
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Nice Legs! What time do they open?
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I may not go down in history, but I'll
go down on your daughter
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Anal Sex is bad... no ifs, ands, or
buts |
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no
hard feelings" |
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The three stages of sex: Tri-weekly,
try weekly, and try weakly
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Warning! Sex may lead to child support
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Can I offer you some sex in exchange
for.... sex? |
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EASY: A term used to describe a woman
who has the sexual morals of a man
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