Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

Mean people suck, nice people swallow

Those who hesitate, masturbate

I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own

Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it

I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them

Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!

Sex ! With My Hands

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer

Bisexuality doubles your chances...

Sex And The City , Who Cares ?

If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?

It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom

Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee

Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner

ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!

Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind