|
Forty Dollars Tie
Customer: How much is that tie?
Salesman: Forty dollars.
Customer: Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that
much money.
Salesman: But how would a pair of shoes look around
your neck. |
|
|
|
Password Problem
Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there's
something wrong with his password. No, it's not the
usual caps-lock problem.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it
just shows stars," he says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk
technician explains, "so if someone were standing
behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your
password."
"Yeah," he says, "but they show up even when there is
no one standing behind me." |
|
|
|
Sam Hates It
Sam :I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I
am comfortably seated.
Lily :So what do you do?
Sam :I close my eyes.. |
|
|
|
Common question
between beggar and software engineer?
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
"So, which platform are you working on ?" |
|
|
|
Computer Terminology
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
WWW - World Wide Wait
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding of Math
NT - Network Tragedy
DNS - Does Nothing Special
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
|
|
|
Burdens & Sorrows
A husband comes
from church, he greeted his wife and lifted her up. He
carried her around the house.
The wife was so surprised and she asked "did the
pastor preach about being romantic"?
The husband said, "no, he said we must carry our
burdens and sorrows". |
|
|
|
Missing Wife
Two men met while both where looking for their
lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What
about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! |
|
|
|
50th Anniversary
A man talking to his friend about what to do for
his 50th wedding anniversary. The friend asked, "What
did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about
for your 50th?"
He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back." |
|
|
|
WIFE
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It
means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
Wife: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever. |
|
|
|
Hubby's Picture
Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how
insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
you.
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What
other problem can there be greater than this one ?' |
|
|
