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Sandal
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! |
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Crocodile
TEACHER : Sam, how do you spell "crocodile"?
SAM : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
SAM : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it! |
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Noisy Class
While visiting a country school, the chairman of
the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise
the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the
taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the
talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood
him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the
room and pleaded,
"Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?" |
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Munna Bhai's First
Patient
After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna Bhai started
practicing he checked his first patient's eyes, nose,
ears, tongue, mouth and finally after checking all
these things he said: "BOLE TO TORCH IS O.K. MAMMU". |
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Military Etiquettes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now
let's try it again.
Soldier: Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR! |
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Laloo In
America
Laloo
goes to America for learning english. After some days
George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her "E sasoora
angreji nahin seekh sakat hai." |
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Drunk Man In Court
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge
began, "you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get
started?" |
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What Gender ?
Two Pathans were having a discussion.
First. "Do you see that dove out there, now tell me
how can you say if it is a male or a female?"
Second. "It's simple just put some grains in front of
it, if HE eats, it is a male if SHE eats, it is a
female!"
First. "What a silly answer, well if it doesn't eats
at all?"
Second. "It must be a gay!" |
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A Brave Man
First Friend: You know, I faced a tiger today!
Second Friend: Oh really, what happened?
First Friend: The tiger looked into my eyes and I
looked into his eyes...
Second Friend: Then what happened?
First Friend: Then I moved forward...
Second Friend: What!
First Friend: I had to see other animals in the zoo... |
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Pretty Ugly
Mary : John says "I'm pretty". Andy says "I'm
ugly". What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. |
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