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Difference
between Mother & Wife
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the
other ensures U Continue to do so. |
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Jo Hua, So Hua
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without
getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua. |
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Chimmar Ja
A sardar gee was walking down the road alone at
night when he saw a very beautiful lady.
He asks her:'tu kon ae'
she replies: "chorail"
sardar replies: "tay fir chimmar ja" |
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Expiry Date
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry
date. |
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Java's Latest
Versions
A computer science teacher asks a student: "what r
d latest versions of JAVA"?
Student : Marjava, Mitjava, Lutjava .. ishq me dil kya
.. jaan bhi naam tere Karjava. |
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Best & Worst
News
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME
time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST
KISSER among all your Friends." |
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Dava & Daru
What's the diff between Dava and Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke
bolegi. |
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Gangster's Son
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he
failed his Examination?
"Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told
them anything". |
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Surprise
Musharaf sab apni Wife ko surprise dene ke liye
apni mochen safe kara kar rat ko bed per ja kar let
gaye...
Wife nay un ke cahre per hath pherte hoye kaha...
Shaukat Aziz aj tum phir kase agaye... |
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Kiddie
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back
tomorrow." |
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