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Tay
Fir Main
One day a Marasi went to Chaudhary and asked him
that he want's to marry Chaudhary's daughter.
Chaudhary at once blew up. He called his servants
angrily and said to beta Marasi. After 15 minutes of
Phaitni, the servants had thrown Marasi in front of
Chaudhary. The Marasi stood up aur apnay kapray
jhaartay huay bola
Tay Fir Main Inkaar Samjhaan ? |
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Vaada Karo
Teacher: Bachon, vaada karo
kabhi sharab aur cigarette nahin piyo ge.
Bachay: Nahin piyein gai.
Teacher: Girls ka peecha nahin karo gai.
Bachay: Nahin karein gai.
Teacher: Girls se flirt nahin karogay.
Bachay: Nahin karein gai.
Teacher: Aur is watan pe zindagi qurbaan karo gai.
Bachay: Kar dein gai, aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi
kiya hai. |
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Chimmar Ja
A sardar gee was walking down the road alone at
night when he saw a very beautiful lady.
He asks her:'tu kon ae'
she replies: "chorail"
sardar replies: "tay fir chimmar ja" |
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I'm not the mother -
I'm the aunt
A girl holding a baby walks into a drug store and
asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is
broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we
weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and
then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second
number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the girl.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the
aunt." |
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Its Loose Motion
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT
University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were
to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than
light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so
fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to
realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked)
"WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in
my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before
I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!! |
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Akal badi ki
bhains ?
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. |
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Ford & Oxford
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole
toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford
mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. |
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Girl Friend
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends. |
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Niagara Falls
Guide: "I welcome you all to
Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is
so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be
heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so
that we can hear the Niagara Falls?" |
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Recognizing a Sardar
in School
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when
the teacher erases the board. |
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